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Monday, May 21, 2012

You Can’t Get There From Here …

Humor
Author: Mark Dixon
Friday, July 8, 2011
12:45 pm


Back in the day, it was an old timer by the side of the road, who, when asked for directions, uttered the immortal words, “You can’t get there from here.”

Now, Ziggy has to deal with Google Maps.  I think I miss the old timer.

 

It’s Good the World has Shrunk!

Humor
Author: Mark Dixon
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
8:35 am


Stuff we love: technology, information, communications … and high gas prices.  (Thanks, Frank and Ernest for pointing this out!)

Actually, high gas prices are somewhat of a misconception: When I was in high school, I made about $1.50 an hour at the cheese factory.  That would buy about 3 gallons of gas.  Now, my kids make about $10 per hour – which buys about three gallons of gas!

 

Twitter Feed from Heaven

Humor, Social Media
Author: Mark Dixon
Thursday, June 16, 2011
9:58 am


Now that is some crystal ball!

Twitter from Heaven

I wonder if the Wizard of Id could get one for me?  We could open a new business: HeavenlyTweets.com. (Alas.  Someone has already camped out on that domain.)

 

 

Facebook or Twitter: Friend or Stalker?

Humor, Social Media
Author: Mark Dixon
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
5:32 pm


From the Geek & Poke archives … if she won’t friend you on Facebook, you can follow her on Twitter.

Geek & Poke - Facebook or Twitter

Isn’t that stalking?

 

What is Enterprise Architecture?

Enterprise Architecture, Humor
Author: Mark Dixon
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
2:28 pm


Fortunately, Geek&Poke takes us right to the heart of the issue …

… IT-Business Alignment, of course!

 

The Meaning-of-Life App

Humor
Author: Mark Dixon
Friday, June 10, 2011
9:37 pm


I wonder … is this app GPS-enabled?

I’d love to meet that old Non Sequitur guru – and buy that app!

 

Recalculating the Apocalypse

Humor
Author: Mark Dixon
Friday, June 10, 2011
9:28 pm


Thanks to Non Sequitur for revealing how a new definitive date for the Apocalypse will be determined.

I hadn’t realized that the eternal GPS system was involved.

 

Personal Visits … So Old Fashioned!

Humor, Social Media
Author: Mark Dixon
Saturday, June 4, 2011
4:42 pm


A bit of wry humor from Ben and Patty …

Ben

… but is it too far from the truth?

 

Bizarro: The Real Cause of Depression

Humor
Author: Mark Dixon
Thursday, May 26, 2011
1:15 pm


Just think! Reading this blog post may be helping you to plunge into deep depression! Dr. Bizarro might just have something here.

 

Dilbert: Men vs. the Entertainment Value of a Smartphone

Humor, Social Media, Technology
Author: Mark Dixon
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
10:47 am


Poor Dilbert. His social skills just don’t measure up to the smartphone!

Dilbert and Smartphones

On a more serious note, is this so far removed from reality? Is the entertainment value of smartphones and related apps getting in the way of real human relationships?

 
 
 
 

Those who would give up liberty for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety, and will lose both. — Benjamin Franklin

 
 
 
 
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