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Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Simplify Life Sans Cell Phone?

Humor, Identity
Author: Mark Dixon
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
5:58 pm

Sometimes I’m tempted to ditch my mobile phone, but frankly, I would feel naked without one. What will Ziggy do?

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The Meaning-of-Life App

Humor
Author: Mark Dixon
Friday, June 10, 2011
9:37 pm

I wonder … is this app GPS-enabled?

I’d love to meet that old Non Sequitur guru – and buy that app!

 

Personal Visits … So Old Fashioned!

Humor, Social Media
Author: Mark Dixon
Saturday, June 4, 2011
4:42 pm

A bit of wry humor from Ben and Patty …

Ben

… but is it too far from the truth?

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Bizarro: The Real Cause of Depression

Humor
Author: Mark Dixon
Thursday, May 26, 2011
1:15 pm

Just think! Reading this blog post may be helping you to plunge into deep depression! Dr. Bizarro might just have something here.

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Charge or Retreat?

Humor, Leadership
Author: Mark Dixon
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
8:30 am

Did you ever find yourself in the same dilemma as Hagar the Horrible?  Makes you wonder what is down below!

Hagar the Horrible Cartoon for 02/23/2011

Source: Hagar the Horrible comic for February 23, 2011.

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Taliban Virus

Humor
Author: Mark Dixon
Monday, November 22, 2010
6:10 pm

I received the following email today, ostensibly from a “Miss Helen:”

DEAR RECEIVER,

You have just received a Taliban virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced in Afghanistan, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know.

Thank you very much for helping us.

Thanks & Regards

Miss Helen

Well, I didn’t follow Miss Helen’s gracious instructions, but thought you’d enjoy sharing this little bit of levity anyway.

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Flying the Friendly Skies of Uzbekistan Airways

Humor
Author: Mark Dixon
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
9:17 pm

Note: originally published on ILoveFreedom.com.

 

Have you ever visited Uzbekistan?  Me neither.

I may never go if I need to rely on the Uzbeki (is that a word?) national airline, whose billboard ad wishes us “Good Luck” as an airliner disappears into a dense cloud with apparent snowy weather ahead.

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Thanks to The International Business Edge for pointing out this fun example of a somewhat misguided effort at language translation.

By coincidence, I stumbled today across a second encouraging article about this fine country.  The Kansas City FBI office reported today that “an Uzbekistan national pleaded guilty in federal court today to his role in a criminal enterprise involving illegal aliens working in 14 states, including employees at hotels in the Kansas City, Missouri area and in Branson, Missouri.”

Maybe this fellow and his cohorts were so scared by the prospect of the flying Uzbekistan Airlines that they came to the United States and took up smuggling illegal aliens instead.

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