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#YJJ Architecture: Psychokinetic Energy Sensor

Yellow Jeep Journey, YJJ Architecture
Author: Mark Dixon
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
5:04 pm

PKE

Today, I learned of a new sensor I will absolutely need to add to the #YJJ Architecture instrumentation list  The IPSO Alliance announced a new Psychokinetc Energy (PKE) smart sensor:

This new product will allow consumers to remotely monitor paranormal activity in their home and work environments. It is currently under patent review.

Boy, this new sensor should help to identify the ghosts of old Willys Jeeps that might be hanging around and help ferret out mysterious, phantom engine anomalies! The Internet of Things may have just crossed over into the Twilight Zone!

The sensor comes with an impressive list of product features:

  • Unprecedented sensitivity – up to 300 meter detection zone
  • Quadcore technology – track multiple entities simultaneously
  • Astral Positioning System enables real time map tracking/Google maps overlay
  • Connecting multiple systems enables wider coverage
  • Sends alerts via SMS and Twitter to avoid supranatural interference
  • False positive detection software filters out non psychokinetic activity
  • Internet enabled
  • iPhone™/Android™ Applications
  • IPv6 compatibility
  • Supports optional Home Entity Management System (HEMS)
  • Google Glass™ and IP-based actuator interfaces: sense activity, record and share

For more information, please contact:

  • Laff Sonyu, IPSO Marketing Director (marketing@ipso-alliance.org)
  • Hugh Morris, Grid Connect Marketing Lead (marketing@gridconnect.com)

Roll on Yellow Jeep Journey!

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